Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Busy Watching Kung Fu Movies

From an article in the New York Times by Tara Parker- Pope

"A few years ago the World Health Organization published this anonymous bit of doggerel titled"

“The History of Medicine.”

  • 2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.
  • A.D. 1000 – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
  • A.D. 1850 – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
  • A.D. 1920 – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
  • A.D. 1945 – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this penicillin.
  • A.D. 1955 – Oops . . . bugs mutated. Here, take this tetracycline.
  • 1960-1999 – 39 more “oops.” Here, take this more powerful antibiotic.
  • A.D. 2000 – The bugs have won! Here, eat this root.

2 comments:

mdmhvonpa said...

I'm waiting for the phase where we find that the bugs are our friends and we make peace with them.

Taxingwoman said...

Hmmm I don't know mdmhvonpa

Wouldn't being friends mean death ?